~DiRtY JoKeS~

Aku pasti... previous2 year before...
Masa zaman berbalas SMS... mungkin juga skang.. who knows..
Korang pasti banyak dapat 4wd 4wd mesej yg cam aku nak tepek kan neh..
Aku dapat dari satu buku yg aku tgk kt sebuah umah kawan aku masa g umah dia aritu
dia kata dia tulis sebelum dia delete all those messsages.. tuk didajalkan kembali kepada kawan kendiannya... huhuh...
Check it out....
zzz...

Satu
GIRLS have SiLLy specialty
They get WET without BATH
They BLEED without an INJURY
They give MILK without eating GRASS
Make BONELESS things HARD !

huhuhu..

Dua
WHAT iS A KISS..?
It's an upper preparation
for a lower invasion
that will lead to further penetration
with fast acceleration
that will build up next generation..

huhuhu lagi..

Tiga
WHAt MEN DO AFTER SEX..?
2% Eat
3% Smoke Cigarettes
4% Take a shower
5% Go to Sleep
AND,
85% Get up and go back home to their wives

huh!!

Empat
WHAT DO U USUALLY SAY AFTER S**?

I luv u? WRONG
That was great? WRONG Again
I luv it? WRONG!!
Answer : TISSUE, TISSUE.. Quick!!

wakakakka.... ish...

Lima
A man ask a Doc, how to live longer?
Doc ask him
U smoke..? Answer, NO!
U drink..? Answer, NO!
U play mahjong..?
U like sex..? NO! NO!
Then what the fuck u want to live so long..?

lagi huhuhuu....
kena camtu eh..??

Enam
A lady lost 3 panties in her house
She blamed her maid in front of her husband
The maid replied,
"Sir.. u know very well that i never wear panties..!!"

Tujuh
DO U KNOW WHY WITCHES DONT WEAR PANTIES?
To give them a better GRIP on their BROOMS!!
That's why they keep on laughing while flying..!!

Lapan
LOVER are like APPETIZER, always taste GOOD
MISTRESS are like BBQ, HOT and PASSIONATE
WIFE are like SARDINE, open when there's no other food left!

Sembilan
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A MISTRESS?
A WIFE is a HARIMAU..
A MISTRESS....??
HARI HARI MAUUUU...

Sepuluh
Sex is like a PETROL STATION
Sometimes u get FULL SERVICE
Sometimes OUT OF SERVICE
n sometimes u have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE !

aku tau.. hampa mesti nak kata aku macam2 jap gi ni kan..
lantak... janji aku dah hapdet..
muerkekkekekke.....


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